Friday, September 30, 2011

Experimental International Time Travel

So I was taking a look at my travel info again and noticed something incredible.  I think I'm going to be part of an international experiment in time travel.  I know it's hard to believe but check this mind blower right out!

So I'm leaving the US on 10/13, right? Well I'm arriving on 10/15 and the flight is just 13.5 hours not like 32! I've heard about some time zone, international date line type of mumbo jumbo, but according to the Doc the flux capacitor is what makes time travel possible, so that's obviously bullshit.  That means I'm going to skip right over October 14th.  I wonder what would have happened to me on that day? Maybe I would have picked the winning lottery numbers? Maybe met the love of my life? On the other hand, maybe I would have died that day. So maybe it's a good thing I'll be missing that day. Screw you grim reaper, catch me if you can bitch!

You might just think this is some kind of crazy once in a lifetime thing but it's NOT!  When I come back I'll be leaving March 21st at 2:05pm and arriving back in California on March 21st at 6:30 fucking AM!  That's 7.5hours BEFORE I LEFT!  If that doesn't blow your mind then go kill yourself!  I hope it doesn't hurt to travel through time. I don't think it will though. I wonder if I can take pictures of time travel? Now I'm scared, someone hold me.

P.S.  It might not be a good idea to taunt the grim reaper before taking a stupidly long ride on an airplane. Screwed again!

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